Mr. Koze we want lajsens of Europcar
Evo nas, kako naš dobri ložać dimilica kaže, obilježavamo godinu dana od kada je njihova nikad prežaljena Euroomnia d.o.o. doživljela krah. Mi, pravi plusovci obilježavamo pet godina od kada nas je Joso opljačkao, pa možemo u Slobodnoj Dalmaciji objaviti zajedničko sjećanje. Dvije postave Europcara doživljele 2 poraza kada ih je isti igrać matirao u poslijednjim trenucima drugog poluvremena. Mi zeleni Europcarovci nemamo neprijatelje Slovence, mi se ne dijelimo na žute, plave, crvene, crne, mi ne znamo tko je na vlasti ili tko će biti novi predsjednik. Mi znamo da imamo jednoga neprijatelja, u biti dva. Joso i Dražen. Treća ekipa Europcara ima četiri neprijatelja Franu, Šimu, Miroslava, Angelo. Odavno nisam napisao: Šabiću suncokrete. Lana Listeš, Šabićeva sljedbenica nije novome Europcaru poslala rezervacije od Europcara kao što je to uradio Milan, a Joso mu je bio zahvalan, pa mu ovaj kao zahvalu pazio na kćer dok je bila u Zagrebu. Prijatelj se po nevolji poznaje, to smo znali. Tko igra za Josu i zanemaruje taktiku završit će karijeru u nižerazrednom rugby klub.
Tko će biti slijedeći neprijatelj u firmi Europcar. Koji Uni? Line ili Rent? Tko je od njih veća budala? Kakva je korespodencija između Lauren Cossea i naših perjanica hrvatskkih lokalnih rent a car agencija.
Dear Mr. Cosse,
we are sending this mail from Pula. You know we work in Croatia. We big travel agency. Have lot of money and interested in lajsens. We want Europcar and Europcar want us?
We have Volkswagen cars. Aha. Wolkswagen. Ja. We the best.
We have same software like Uni-rent. We have lot of rezervations this year. We know to work. Borko was in our company. All big names. How much lajsens will be? Money?
Direktor
Dear Mr. Cosse,
We are from Split. We are rent not line. We have Kerum. We have motorhome and we are already doing reservations with You. You cost too much. We are a big brand. We will sell You our franchise for just 500 000 EUR. We are also sometimes buying cars from Mr. Joso Gašperov so we are related with Europcar. Angelo Novak is hanging every day in our office and he knows everything about Europcar. Give us Europcar
Direktor
Dear Mr. Cosse,
Zagreb is our city. Before renting cars, we sell cars and before that weapons. Big machine gewere to croatian goverment. Uniline buy volkswagen from us. We are big and we like cheap prices. I have a football team Croatia Sesvete. They are playing in 1st league. They are the best. We can give you more money than You need. We have money, no problem. We already take all cheap touroperators that Senex Europcar could not work out. We are charging 12 EUR per day for Polo. We good?
Direktor Pavo
Voli Vas Vaš,
Dražen Šolić
Beton Lučko
Još neistjeran
Tko će biti slijedeći neprijatelj u firmi Europcar. Koji Uni? Line ili Rent? Tko je od njih veća budala? Kakva je korespodencija između Lauren Cossea i naših perjanica hrvatskkih lokalnih rent a car agencija.
Dear Mr. Cosse,
we are sending this mail from Pula. You know we work in Croatia. We big travel agency. Have lot of money and interested in lajsens. We want Europcar and Europcar want us?
We have Volkswagen cars. Aha. Wolkswagen. Ja. We the best.
We have same software like Uni-rent. We have lot of rezervations this year. We know to work. Borko was in our company. All big names. How much lajsens will be? Money?
Direktor
We are from Split. We are rent not line. We have Kerum. We have motorhome and we are already doing reservations with You. You cost too much. We are a big brand. We will sell You our franchise for just 500 000 EUR. We are also sometimes buying cars from Mr. Joso Gašperov so we are related with Europcar. Angelo Novak is hanging every day in our office and he knows everything about Europcar. Give us Europcar
Direktor
Dear Mr. Cosse,
Zagreb is our city. Before renting cars, we sell cars and before that weapons. Big machine gewere to croatian goverment. Uniline buy volkswagen from us. We are big and we like cheap prices. I have a football team Croatia Sesvete. They are playing in 1st league. They are the best. We can give you more money than You need. We have money, no problem. We already take all cheap touroperators that Senex Europcar could not work out. We are charging 12 EUR per day for Polo. We good?
Direktor Pavo
Voli Vas Vaš,
Dražen Šolić
Beton Lučko
Još neistjeran